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Ou comment dégouter 5 mecs au poker (lire la 1ère main et les commentaires surlignés ensuite)
Un bad beat, it is fucking hard to accept, mais alors dans ces conditions...

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Starting Hand #825802148
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.05/$0.10
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $15.71
Seat 2: kuffo111 - $13.41
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $10.22
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $10.56
Seat 5: willeast77 - $3.55
Seat 6: askaline - $8.46
Moving Button to seat 1
kuffo111 posts small blind ($0.05)
DBmoneys posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [As Td] to askaline (là, je me suis dis, je vais la jouer à fond)
calcuttakid folds
willeast77 calls $0.10
askaline raises to $0.20
Ragg1235 folds
kuffo111 calls $0.20
DBmoneys raises to $1
willeast77 folds
askaline calls $1
kuffo111 raises to $3
askaline claps.
DBmoneys raises to $10.22 (all-in)
askaline calls $8.46 (all-in) (à fond j'ai dit !)
Ragg1235 laughs out loud.
kuffo111 calls $10.22
kuffo111 shows [Ks Kd] (là je me dis : je suis dans la merde)
DBmoneys shows [Qc Qd] (là je me dis : mais pourquoi j'ai fait ça)
askaline shows [As Td] (là je me dis : j'ai honte)
Dealing Flop [5h 9d 2d] (là j'essaie de me faire invisible)
Ragg1235 laughs out loud. (là je me dis putain il se fout de ma gueule)
Dealing Turn [3d] (là je me dis : je vais aller me coucher)
Dealing River [Ac] (là je comprends, tout va très vite, et j'y crois pas, je commence à me marrer)
Taking Rake of $2 from pot 1
DBmoneys has One Pair: Queens
kuffo111 has One Pair: Kings
kuffo111 wins $3.52 from side pot #1 with: One Pair: Kings
askaline has One Pair: Aces
askaline wins $23.48 with: One Pair: Aces ($23.48 sur une blind de $0.10, soit un multiple proche de 235, moi je dis pas mal, qui dit mieux ?)
Ragg1235 laughs out loud. (bha lui il avait passé donc il pouvait rire !)
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $15.71
Seat 2: kuffo111 - $6.71 (- $6.7, ça fait mal)
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $0 (- $10.22, et tu sors !)
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $10.56
Seat 5: willeast77 - $3.45
Seat 6: askaline - $23.48 (+ $15.02 hihihi)
End Of Hand #825802148

DBmoneys rebuys $10

Starting Hand #825804335
Moving Button to seat 2
Ragg1235: omg
calcuttakid posts small blind ($0.05)
willeast77 posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Ac 3d] to askaline
Ragg1235: soooo lucky
askaline calls $0.10
Ragg1235 folds
kuffo111 folds
calcuttakid folds
willeast77 checks
Dealing Flop [Qc 8h 5h]
DBmoneys rebuys $10
askaline: :)
Ragg1235: wow
willeast77 checks
DBmoneys: whata joke (là le mec il a envie de me taper)
Ragg1235: luck luck luck
askaline checks
Dealing Turn [Jc]
willeast77 checks
askaline checks
Ragg1235: thats why i hate poker sometimes
Dealing River [Js]
Ragg1235: so frustrating
willeast77 checks
askaline: that was a good hand boys
askaline checks
Taking Rake of $0.02 from pot 1
willeast77 shows [Kd Ts]
willeast77 has One Pair: Jacks
askaline shows [Ac 3d]
askaline has One Pair: Jacks
askaline wins $0.23 with: One Pair: Jacks
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $15.71
Seat 2: kuffo111 - $6.71
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $10
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $10.51
Seat 5: willeast77 - $3.35
Seat 6: askaline - $23.61
kuffo111: AT all in??? (et lui il a toujours pas avalé la couleuvre)
End Of Hand #825804335

Starting Hand #825806236
Moving Button to seat 4
willeast77 posts small blind ($0.05)
Ragg1235 posts big blind ($0.10)
DBmoneys posts $0.10
DBmoneys posts $0.05 dead
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Ragg1235: that was weird
kuffo111 folds
DBmoneys checks
calcuttakid folds
willeast77 calls $0.10
Ragg1235 raises to $0.40
DBmoneys folds
willeast77: dodgy call lol
willeast77 calls $0.40
Dealing Flop [9c Td Js]
willeast77 bets $0.30
Ragg1235 calls $0.30
Dealing Turn [6c]
willeast77 bets $0.40
Ragg1235 calls $0.40
Dealing River [Th]
willeast77 bets $0.40
DBmoneys: what can u do
Ragg1235 folds
Taking Rake of $0.23 from pot 1
willeast77 doesn't show
willeast77 wins $2.12
DBmoneys: its a joke sometimes (typique, le mec préfère se dire que c'est une blague, son orgueil en a pris un coup)
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $14.61
Seat 2: kuffo111 - $6.71
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $9.85
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $10.51
Seat 5: willeast77 - $4.37
Seat 6: askaline - $23.61
End Of Hand #825806236

Starting Hand #825807633
askaline will be dealt in after the button
Moving Button to seat 6
Ragg1235 posts small blind ($0.05)
kuffo111 posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
DBmoneys: no big deal
DBmoneys folds
askaline: yes, sometimes you HAVE to play, just for the game ! (là j'enfonce le clou)
calcuttakid raises to $0.30
willeast77 folds
Ragg1235 calls $0.30
kuffo111 calls $0.30
Dealing Flop [3c 6c 4c]
Ragg1235 checks
kuffo111 checks
calcuttakid bets $0.80
Ragg1235: that a stupid comment (wow ça s'énerve...)
Ragg1235 folds
willeast77: but with the raise and re raise and all in, you put them on AK, KK OR QQ (bah non pas forcément mon gars... si tu joues que quand t'es sûr tu es un petit joueur... petit joueur = petit gain !)
kuffo111 folds
Taking Rake of $0.09 from pot 1
calcuttakid doesn't show
calcuttakid wins $0.81
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $14.31
Seat 2: kuffo111 - $6.41
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $9.85
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $11.02
Seat 5: willeast77 - $4.37
Seat 6: askaline - $23.61
End Of Hand #825807633

Starting Hand #825809064
Moving Button to seat 1
willeast77: A 10?????? (allez remets-toi gars...)
DBmoneys posts small blind ($0.05)
calcuttakid posts big blind ($0.10)
askaline posts $0.10
askaline posts $0.05 dead
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [3d 8s] to askaline
willeast77 raises to $0.20
DBmoneys: its cool, heres hoping she does it again and again (et ça continue... macho-time !)
askaline folds
Ragg1235 folds
willeast77: LOL
DBmoneys folds
calcuttakid folds
willeast77 shows [Js Jd]
willeast77 wins $0.40
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $14.31
Seat 2: kuffo111 - $6.41
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $9.80
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $10.92
Seat 5: willeast77 - $4.67
Seat 6: askaline - $23.46
End Of Hand #825809064

Starting Hand #825810198
Moving Button to seat 3
calcuttakid posts small blind ($0.05)
willeast77 posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [Ad As] to askaline
askaline calls $0.10
Ragg1235 folds
DBmoneys folds
calcuttakid folds
willeast77 checks
Dealing Flop [Kh 2s 6d]
willeast77 checks
askaline bets $0.10
willeast77 folds (là j'ai misé, et il n'ose plus jouer !)
Taking Rake of $0.02 from pot 1
askaline shows [Ad As]
askaline has One Pair: Aces
askaline wins $0.23 (super... 23 cents avec une paire d'As merci les gars...)
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $14.31
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $9.80
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $10.87
Seat 5: willeast77 - $4.57
Seat 6: askaline - $23.59
End Of Hand #825810198

Starting Hand #825811260
Moving Button to seat 4
willeast77: ALL IN THEN LOL (mauvais joueur !)
willeast77 posts small blind ($0.05)
Ragg1235 posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
DBmoneys calls $0.10
calcuttakid folds
willeast77 calls $0.10
Ragg1235 raises to $0.30
DBmoneys calls $0.30
willeast77 folds
Dealing Flop [Td 9c 4s]
Ragg1235 bets $0.40
DBmoneys calls $0.40
Dealing Turn [8s]
Ragg1235 bets $0.40
DBmoneys calls $0.40
Dealing River [6d]
Ragg1235 bets $0.40
DBmoneys calls $0.40
Taking Rake of $0.31 from pot 1
Ragg1235 shows [6h 8h]
Ragg1235 has Two Pairs: 8s, 6s
DBmoneys mucks
Ragg1235 wins $2.79 with: Two Pairs: 8s, 6s
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $15.60
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $8.30
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $10.87
Seat 5: willeast77 - $4.47
Seat 6: askaline - $23.59
End Of Hand #825811260

Starting Hand #825813680
askaline will be dealt in after the button
Moving Button to seat 6
Ragg1235 posts small blind ($0.05)
DBmoneys posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
calcuttakid folds
willeast77 folds
Ragg1235 raises to $0.30
DBmoneys: just unreal, im at the donk table
DBmoneys folds
Ragg1235 doesn't show
Ragg1235 wins $0.20
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $15.70
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $8.20
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $10.87
Seat 5: willeast77 - $4.47
Seat 6: askaline - $23.59
End Of Hand #825813680

DBmoneys rebuys $1.85

Starting Hand #825814486
Moving Button to seat 1
DBmoneys posts small blind ($0.05)
calcuttakid posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
willeast77 raises to $0.40
Ragg1235 folds
DBmoneys folds
calcuttakid calls $0.40
Dealing Flop [6d 6c 2c]
DBmoneys rebuys $1.85
calcuttakid checks
willeast77 bets $0.40
askaline: :)
calcuttakid raises to $1.20
willeast77 raises to $4.07 (all-in)
calcuttakid calls $4.07
calcuttakid shows [Th Td]
willeast77 shows [Qc Qd]
Dealing Turn [Ah]
calcuttakid can't believe it.
Dealing River [3h]
Taking Rake of $0.89 from pot 1
willeast77 has Two Pairs: Queens, 6s
willeast77 wins $8.10 with: Two Pairs: Queens, 6s
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $15.70
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $10
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $6.40
Seat 5: willeast77 - $8.10
Seat 6: askaline - $23.59
askaline: i think we are usually very quiet !
End Of Hand #825814486

Starting Hand #825816532
Moving Button to seat 3
calcuttakid: happened so much 2day
calcuttakid posts small blind ($0.05)
willeast77 posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Ragg1235 folds
DBmoneys raises to $0.40
calcuttakid folds
willeast77 calls $0.40
Dealing Flop [5c 8h 3s]
calcuttakid acknowledges willeast77 had a nice hand.
willeast77 checks
willeast77 says thank you.
Ragg1235: yeah, im $!&#ed
Ragg1235: lost 10 $ in 2 hands
Ragg1235: had best hand until river
Ragg1235: its rly gay
DBmoneys checks
Dealing Turn [6s]
askaline: have a cigarette
askaline: :)
willeast77 checks
Ragg1235: haha
Ragg1235: nah, dont smoke
DBmoneys bets $0.85
Ragg1235: its gonna kill me
calcuttakid: pokers like that..somedays u win loads..sumdays u just get bad beats
willeast77 folds and shows [As XX]
Taking Rake of $0.08 from pot 1
DBmoneys doesn't show
DBmoneys wins $0.77
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $15.70
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $10.37
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $6.35
Seat 5: willeast77 - $7.70
Seat 6: askaline - $23.59
End Of Hand #825816532

Starting Hand #825818591
Moving Button to seat 4
Ragg1235: yeah
Ragg1235: #$!! happens
willeast77 posts small blind ($0.05)
askaline posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [8c Ks] to askaline
Ragg1235 folds
DBmoneys folds
calcuttakid folds
willeast77 calls $0.10
askaline: Ragg1235 : that or poker...
askaline checks
Dealing Flop [Ah 3s 4s]
calcuttakid: as long as u manage ur bankrool its all good
Ragg1235: what?
willeast77 checks
askaline checks
Dealing Turn [Qd]
willeast77 checks
askaline: cigarette OR poker can kill you :))
Ragg1235: cig
Ragg1235: lol
askaline checks
Dealing River [4d]
Ragg1235: poker im good
willeast77 checks
askaline checks
Taking Rake of $0.02 from pot 1
willeast77 shows [5c Jd]
willeast77 has One Pair: 4s
askaline shows [8c Ks]
askaline has One Pair: 4s
askaline wins $0.18 with: One Pair: 4s
Seat 1: Ragg1235 - $15.70
Seat 3: DBmoneys - $10.37
Seat 4: calcuttakid - $6.35
Seat 5: willeast77 - $7.60
Seat 6: askaline - $23.67
End Of Hand #825818591
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